Tony Writes Things
Tony R. Spillman
Author of No, Not Tony! He Says “Thank You!”
- a memoir for the beautifully misunderstood, told with heart, humor, and the kind of honesty that makes people feel seen.
About the Author
Hi, I’m Tony — a Southern-born, neurospicy storyteller who finally found the words (and the nerve) to say them out loud.No, Not Tony! He Says “Thank You!” is part memoir, part meltdown, and part mirror for the folks who’ve been trying to make sense of themselves for years.
No, Not Tony! He Says “Thank You!”
A memoir for the beautifully misunderstood - part personal story, part emotional survival guide, and part laugh-through-the-tears retelling of growing up neurospicy, queer, and too observant for your own good.Whether you’ve masked your way through life or just now figured out why you feel “different,” this one’s for you.Tap below to read reviews and grab your copy.
Meet Auntie Ida
She's a sassy, wise, emotionally fluent AI with the spirit of a retired drag queen and the heart of a therapist.
Part guide, part comic relief — Auntie Ida pops in throughout the book to help make sense of the mess.
You’ll love her or think she’s completely unhinged. Either way, she’s unforgettable.If you're interested in building your own version, click below to download a free PDF guide.
What’s Coming Next
No, Not Tony! He Says "Thank You!” was just the beginning. I'm currently working on:No, Not Tony! He’s ‘Different!’ - a deeper dive into growing up ND, identity, and the memories that shaped meTony, Tangents & Tails - a heart-led collection of essays about love, loss, pets, and the beautiful chaos of being humanMore Auntie Ida resources and a possible podcast-style series